Grand Dadz! A couple of decades ago, a lot of old dudes just kind of aged out of the sexual marketplace. At a certain point, their dicks just didn’t work anymore. Drugs like Viagra and Cialis have changed all that. Giving back grandpa his ability to fuck is great and all, but there are a lot more horny elderly dudes than ever before. Not only are they stroking out while getting laid at the nursing home, but they keep popping up in hardcore porno movies. Have you seen GrandDadz yet?
GrandDadz.com hasn’t been online very long, but they’re already getting a strong foothold in the world of niche grandpa porno. The site receives about 50,000 visits a month, and while that’s a whole lot less than sites like Brazzers, it’s pretty fucking good for a bunch of wrinkly gray-haired dudes. You’re not going to believe some of the tail these guys are pulling.
Who Wants to Watch Grandpa Fuck?
I’m looking at the front page of GrandDadz, wondering, who is the primary demographic here? Is it old dudes like the ones in the videos, with new dick pill prescriptions and a newfound interest in Internet porn? Or is it aging dudes, worried they’ll get old and won’t be able to get laid anymore and need video confirmation that it’s still possible? Maybe you’re a young dude who really wants to see grandpa bang chicks in your age range.
Then again, maybe most of the visitors here are hot young chicks who really want to get railed by a bald guy with saggy man boobs and jowls like a goddamn bulldog. Yeah, that sounds right, doesn’t it? Hey, if you’ve got enough money in your pockets, bitches will want your cock even if it’s a shriveled hot dog, and you’ve got sewage leaking out of the fucking thing. A few liver spots and some dentures ain’t a big deal at all.
The preview slideshow at the top of the page shows some seriously old dudes boning some seriously hot chicks. A beer-bellied grandpa is taking a blonde from behind outside in the grass, and another sweet thing with her lips wrapped around an old man’s shaft. One babe is kissing a dude two generations older than her with what looks like serious passion as she rides his junk.
Thumbnails for the latest GrandDadz videos show similar scenes of intergenerational perversion. I see GrandDadz tasting cherry pies, young nurses giving old-timers a bit of special medicinal formula from their titties, and teenagers putting their legs over their heads to make up for their partner’s advanced age and inflexibility.
I swear to God, in one of these thumbnails, an old motherfucker looks like he’s having a goddamn heart attack while getting a blowjob. You’ve got to be careful with these elderly gentlemen. The boner pills may help them get it up again, but this shit can be risky if you’re old enough for an automatic handicapped placard.
Old Dudes, Young Chicks and Bonus Porno
I like that they give specific numbers about their content right on the landing page. Right now, GrandDadz includes over 115 scenes, plus access to around 13,000 videos on a couple of dozen sites across the network. You get some other old/young sites like GrandparentsX and GrandMams, plus a variety of smut like DaringSex, ClubSeventeen, and Submissed.
A month of access to the smorgasbord of depravity will run you 30 bucks, the same as most porn sites in 2022. They also have three-month and yearly membership for lower rates, the year-long option being the best bang for your buck.
New, exclusive GrandDadz movies come out around every week. As soon as you get signed up and logged in, you’ll see all the latest shit stretched out across the page. Also stretched out are a bunch of young cunts, and you’ll be able to watch the entire degrading experience!
Choosing the first video to watch on any porno site can be a challenge, especially when there is a ton of nasty perversion to choose from. I like the look of this hot little Latina bent over an office chair, but I also love all the outdoor sex I see on the front page of new material.
I decided to watch the very newest movie, added just a couple of days ago. It stars a young babe named Nana banging an ancient gentleman called Hugo. There’s something sweet about the way he’s holding up a pink, heart-shaped pillow in the thumbnail as this beautiful chick straddles him.
Time for School, or Time for Sex?
There’s not much of the story to this 20-minute porno movie. They didn’t even bother to give the scene a name besides Nana Garnet - Hugo. Of course, who really needs a plotline when you’re trying to jack off to a young nymphomaniac testing the limits of a septuagenarian’s cardiac health.
The HD movie opens with some syrupy sweet acoustic guitar music as the old, bald fuck walks in on the sleeping beauty. He tries to wake her, but she’s not having that shit. “Time to wake up. Time to go to school,” he says, lecturing her about the shit she’s supposed to do. She doesn’t budge, so he pulls away her blanket, revealing a succulent round ass.
The old dude kept running his mouth about how she had to go to school, so I jump forward a couple of minutes in the video. She’s awake and making out with this guy by the four-minute mark. “I’m going to teach you something,” he says before sticking his tongue in her mouth again. She grabs his cock through his pants, and it’s soon in her mouth.
Cutesy acoustic guitar music plays the whole time as Nana slurps on grandpa’s cock. I can’t help noticing the guy seems to have shaved his entire body, from head to toe. He reaches around to stroke her ass and prods her butthole and twat with his fingers.
The cock riding starts about 10 minutes in. She looks so sexy as she wraps that tight little body around his withered husk. I doubt that grandpa’s had pussy this good in decades! Dude can barely contain his excitement as he feels her up the entire time. She is more enthusiastic than I would have guessed for a teen beauty bouncing on an ancient mushroom, but porno seems to attract the nymphomaniac type, or at least the kind who fuck for money.
What to Do with All This Old Jizz…
The resolution controls are above the video player instead of baked into it. There, you’ll also find Download buttons in the same range of video resolutions, 720p to 1080p. I saved the HD version after I watched this girl eat Hugo’s sperm.
Speaking of grandpa’s jizz, I wonder how those swimmers are doing these days; could he actually knock this little nymphet up, is he shooting blanks, or can he only create deformed little monster children? Pornstars are pretty good about their birth control, so I guess we’ll never know.
I’ve got to say; I had a similar cum-blasting reaction even though I was on the other side of the screen. For me, the appeal of GrandDadz isn’t so much the GrandDadz themselves, but the ripe young babes they hire to service these old guys with their beautiful young bodies. I couldn’t believe how eager these girls were for old cock when they could no doubt have any dude their age as well.
The site provides a bunch of photos from each movie, viewable as a slideshow, or downloadable as a zip file. I’m usually pretty bored by the photo sets on porn sites, but these old/young ones really intrigued me. Check out the pics of Hugo and Nana making puppy dog eyes at each other and cuddling up. If that ain’t real intimacy, I’m not sure what it is. It’s certainly something more than regular grandfatherly love!
GrandDadz.com is one of the better premium sites about grandpas fucking young chicks. I couldn’t even find anything to really complain about; the worst thing I can say about the site is that you’re going to be absolutely overwhelmed with all the pornography on offer. GrandDadz is putting out new movies every week, and with dozens of bonus sites included, you’re never going to want to leave the house.