We lost Granny a few years ago, and while I still miss the hell out of her, I’m glad to have all the fond memories. I think back on all the time she spent giving me baths, letting me stroke her kitty, and giving me a lot of cooking lessons where we got pretty messy in the kitchen. She’s the reason I know how to make a creampie so well. Maybe I had a different kind of grandma than the rest of you guys, but I think the old ladies at GrandMams would have gotten along with my granny.
GrandMams.com is a porno site for perverts who think MILFs are just a little too young. The wrinkly old grandmas on the website have been around at least a couple of decades longer, which means a lot more time to practice giving head, bouncing on cock, and servicing a guy with a couple of your elderly lady friends. The site’s been around a few years and has carved out a distinct niche for itself, with a couple of hundred visitors cranking their meat to these ancient broads every day.
Old Ladies Are Horny for Young Cock
There’s this funny idea that old ladies are these asexual creatures, but just because grandma doesn’t talk to you about getting fingered doesn’t mean she isn’t thinking about it all the goddamn time. Do you realize that nursing home employees are constantly worried the old folks are going to die from fucking all the time? Old people are fucking horny! Old ladies don’t have the same impotence problems as old dudes, either.
The high libidos of these gray-haired bitches is on full display on the preview page for GrandMams. Big images from some of their newest and most popular scenes slide by the top of the page. There’s an old babe with her robe open, black lingerie exposed, stroking off a young 18+ man who could easily be her grandson. A pair of gray hairs double teams a dude outside on a stone wall, and a trio of lusty grandmas gives one college-bound gentleman the experience of his short life.
Group sex seems to be the norm here. I can just imagine these chicks begging each other behind the scenes. “Come on, Edna"! Remember the days of free love back in the ‘60s, dropping acid, and fucking everyone? Let’s skip the bingo tonight and team up on that new male nurse, the one operating the dialysis machine.”
The aging sluts are getting into all kinds of nasty business in the thumbnails spread out across the page. If they ever get busted doing one of these public sex movies, they can just pretend they got confused and wandered out of the home. Some of these videos show grandmas having a lot of fun; other show them being dominated and fucked. One femdom grandma thumbnail shows an old bitch jerking off a young 18+ man while covering his mouth with her hand.
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A subscription to GrandMams.com is cheaper than your typical porn paysite. Usually, you have to pay extra for niche or fetish material like this, so the €20 they’re asking is a pretty solid bang for your monthly buck. As on other premium porn sites, you can get a cheaper rate on a longer subscription, which is excellent news if you like seeing your favorite cougar’s mom getting plowed.
The front page breaks down the membership perks into hard numbers. They’ve got around 100 exclusive granny porn scenes, with more added via biweekly updates, and Movies are shot and released in 4K ultra-HD. In addition to the pile of smut at GrandMams, you also get around 13,000 bonus videos from a couple of dozen sites like GrandParentsX, ClubSeventeen, SinfulXXX, and Submissed.
Grandmas Solo, in Threesomes and Orgies
The members' page to the site looks a little bit outdated. It’s not a huge deal, but GrandMams ain’t as flashy as a lot of the major premium networks are. It’s kind of like how your grandma still writes checks and gets that haircut that was popular back in the sixties. Interestingly, the copyright at the bottom of the page reads 1992 – 2023, so apparently, this old lady porn has pedigree.
Flashy or not, most of the page is video thumbnails like you find on any other site, only these don’t move when you hover your mouse over them. If you’re paralyzed by choice trying to pick something out on Netflix, these old ladies are going to fuck you up.
Where do I start? The most recent movie is the second half of a grandma threesome. I also see a nice-looking solo scene of a big-titted grandma in lingerie fucking herself with a giant black dildo, and a married cougar hiring a young 18+ gigolo to spray sperm in her face. Is that the fountain of youth you’ve found, my darling?
Before I even got signed up, I’d noticed a preview for a Classy Bathroom Orgy on the front page. With four old bitches servicing one young, lucky-ass 18+ dude, it seems like the perfect place to start my fap test of GrandMams.
Grandmams You’d Definitely Love to Fuck
The resolution controls are above the video player for some reason, but you’ve got a range of qualities up to 4K ultra-HD. Maxed out, the video starts playing after a couple of seconds of buffering. A video montage for the site plays before the actual movie starts.
Classy Bathroom Orgy opens with a stud laying in a luxurious bubble bath. An old lady in a little dress walks in, and then another one, followed by a thick grandma with massive jugs and another old lady in a long dress and heels. They exchange some greetings, sounding Eastern European, and then they all reach in and start touching the guy. Grandma number one strokes his cock manually before sticking it in her mouth.
One of the things that strikes me immediately is how thirsty these old bitches seem. If I had to guess, these are old married broads whose husbands’ penises stopped working decades ago. There are a lot of genuine smiles, and it isn’t long before the old bats start feeling up their own boobies as they get excited.
They take turns jerking him off and blowing him for the first half of the movie, and then the young 18+ dude gets out of the bath. Grandma number one is an assertive old bitch, getting first in line for the dick rides, too. Watch that old cowgirl ride!
The sexual dynamic here is fucking fantastic. Nobody is phoning it in at all. As the first babe gets her twat pounded, smiling orgasmically and moaning, you can hear the other old ladies groaning and breathing heavy as they get excited about their turns. One by one, the lusty ladies take turns going backward cowgirl on this motherfucker. Wait a minute--I mean grandmother fucker!
All the Granny Porn You’ll Ever Need
Downloads are accessible via some buttons above the video player. All the same video resolutions are available as the streaming versions, from medium up to 4K.
There are also an absolute shit ton of photos and screen grabs if you like jerking it to still pictures of grandmas. There are a few gallery pages of them to browse through, or you can view them in a photo slideshow. For those of you who keep your archive in a secret underground porn bunker for when the apocalypse comes, GrandMams also has downloadable photo sets available as zip files.
There are only a handful of places to find premium grandma porn on the Internet, and GrandMams.com is one of the best options out there. I don’t know where they find these grandmas, but they are some exceptionally horny old ladies with both a penchant and a talent for filthy sex. They put out exclusive new movies biweekly, adding to an already extensive stash that already numbers over 13,000 if you count the bonus material. Access costs less than your typical premium porn site, making this a solid value for any penny-pinching perverts out there. Grandma would be proud!