u Torrent aka µTorrent! By now, the majority of you should be familiar with this torrent client. There's a reason uTorrent is as famous as it is right now, seeing as it is very, very useful. This little program here is the bane of all content creators, video game designers...and other artsy people. For legal reasons, I do not endorse the usage of software like this...however, I am still willing to tell you everything about it. I mean, there's no reason for you not to know more about this fantastic little website and the program that's hiding there, right? I mean, no type of knowledge should be hidden as far as I am concerned.
Hell, are we any better than the book-burning Nazis if we censor various types of information? Exactly! There's no need for me to try and hide this type of thing from you, so without further ado, let us jump right in and see what this page has to offer to us, alright?
What lies beyond...
See that short little intro that I just gave you? That's not something I usually do, as I used to write intros that are little one thousand words long, so writing something that only 1/10 that is quite the change. However, websites such as uTorrent.com really do not require very long intros, since this page and the software that comes with it is very, very simple, so they do not need much clarification. Though you surely need to familiarize yourself with the content of this page right here, that's for sure.
Now, this kind of process can sure take a while, so I'm going to tell you everything you need to know, and I'll try to keep things simple, so I will make sure not to use any big words that might annoy you a little bit. Furthermore, I'll also be so kind to tell you that the software you will be downloading from this website is completely free, and it will get you all kinds of software, movies, video games and shit like that, and you won't need to pay a dime.
However, I'd like to let you know that you're never really safe when you use this program, especially if you're somewhere in the European Union. So, what are you supposed to do? Well, you should get a VPN client to make yourself as safe as possible. However, if you're from Eastern Europe, or maybe North Africa, then you don't need to worry about a single thing. Furthermore, Americans are safe for the most part, too. However, you can't get in trouble in most cases even if you're using this software in an EU country, too. So, all in all, you're more than welcome to use this little thing right here.
Either way, I just had to let you know about the potential risks that may come with this software. I mean, even the pills that are completely safe for the most part have all the bad things that could happen written on the back of their original packaging. This way, they don't have to worry about a single thing if something happens to you! They can just go "oh well, we told you!" if you end up ruing that body of yours somehow.
However, no matter if it's the pills or the uTorrent browser, you're going to be perfectly safe in most cases, unless you're the unluckiest person in the universe...or if you're in the top 10. You can't ever know if you've been cursed by the gods to always run into bad situations, though, so you might as well try everything out anyway, seeing as there's really no downside to any of this.
Hell, there's always a solid chance that a thunder might make you drop dead whenever you go outside, but that's not going to stop you from going out on a daily basis, is it? The only people who are going to make sure they're perfectly safe at all times are introverts, but the rest of us are going to enjoy our days by spending as much time as possible in the outdoors.
So, now that I've told you about the (almost) non-existent risks of using this website right here, we should start talking about some other topic right now, I believe. Well...seeing as this page is simple as shit, it's pretty hard to find something interesting there, but none the less, ThePornDude has his material ready right here, so buckle up lads, as you're in for at least 800 more words of pure unadulterated boredom. A famous philosopher that goes by the name of Soren Kierkegaard once said that the root of all evil is boredom. This is exactly why he claims that God only created humanity of out of boredom. Obviously, humanity is inherently evil for the most part, at least according to his observations, and this is because it was, well, created out of divine boredom.
Getting this little thing to work
So, first off, I need to tell you about downloading software from this website. I've already told you that the torrent client here is completely free, so you don't need to worry about a single thing, for the most part. As I've said, the only bad thing that could happen is that you could get busted for torrenting, but that's very, very unlikely to happen, especially if your country is not a part of the European Union.
Now, the download button is literally in the middle of the website, and you'll want to hit that thing as soon as you see it, seeing as the software which awaits behind it simply should not be kept waiting. You'll find out that the client does not take up a lot of space, which is also great. Now, I should give you a few tips on how to set up the software properly and how you should treat the things that are download to your computer with the UTorrernt client.
Don't worry about the download speed
First off, you might find that your movies, games or whatever are downloading somewhat slowly, and this is probably because some program in the background is working and using your internet. So, when you are downloading, you need to shut down all kinds of software that might be interrupting the UTorrent client. Furthermore, you shall also find that there are numerous settings that you can fool around within this browser. Make sure that you pick the ones that are ideal for you.
The default options do not work for everyone, but it should work out for the majority of you just fine. Now, you'll notice that you're always asked to choose a destination folder before you download any kind of software. It is best that you place the things that you download in a separate folder in the emptiest partition in your computer/laptop in all cases.
Why are we here, though?
So, you're probably wondering what the fuck is ThePornDude doing, caring about a program like this? Well, obviously, you can download a whole lot of pornographic movies like this for free, and you don't need to worry about a single thing, as these downloads will always be completely free! Furthermore, you will also find that there are multiple variants of this software. For example, there's one that lets you watch all of your movies on the spot, rather than having you wait to download them to your computer. All in all, you're in for a very fun time with UTorrent, that's for sure.
Seeing as this website right here allows you to do other things besides downloading all sorts of content, we need to talk about those as well. However, these things are not that important, seeing as they don't do much for the average person. For example, the "community" of uTorrent.com is not that interesting, so you might as well dodge the "community" tab that can be seen at the top of the website.
Now, there are some other header tabs right next to this one that you should check out. The blog sometimes has some helpful information on it, so you should check that out as well. However, it is not mandatory that you do this, seeing as this part of the is more than unnecessary for the most part.
Now, there's also a part of uTorrent.com that let you get all the help you need, so check the "help" header tab in the upper right corner, too. Furthermore, you don't need to speak English if you're going to be using this program right here. Just click on the "languages" option that lies on the right part of the website, and also make sure to find the right language for you.
You can always open up YouTube, and look up uTorrent. This will result in a whole lot of videos popping up for you, explaining to you how to do all sorts of things. The majority of the videos here will only explain to you how to get the browser to work fast. Honestly. These are the only UTorrent-related videos that I watch. So, all in all, you should always stay up to date on the latest info about uTorrent.com, that's for sure. Oh, and also, when you download the software, it will upgrade for you automatically.
Now that you know that this software is free and that it has loads and loads of tutorials online that will explain to you how to do all sorts of things, there's really no reason for you not to download it.