Who’s ready for some tranny porn at Tranny Tube? I’m going to go out on a limb and guess if you’re reading this, you want to see some chicks with dicks… sucking other dicks. It ain’t really my thing, but hey, I’m The Porn Dude, so I got you covered. Today we’re going to take a look and see why Tranny Tube is currently pulling around 8 million views a month.
Tranny has become an offensive word in a world that seems increasingly tranny-friendly. Wake up, you woke fucks. Porno was tranny-friendly long before you got into Orange Is the New Black. If the word offends you, just steer clear of the thousands of free videos at TrannyTube.tv.
Let’s Jump Right In
TrannyTube looks a lot like every other free porn tube. Load up the main page and you get a huge wall of pornography. The site uses the endless scroll style, so instead of reaching the end of the page and clicking next, the page just grows as you scroll. Clicking a screencap brings you to a video.
Do you know what’s fucking weird? If you just look at that endless scroll of porn, only about half of it is obviously shemale porn from the screengrabs. I know if I click through, those broads are gonna be packing serious schlong, but a lot of the caps look like straight porn. I see a ton of huge tits, blowjobs, and feminine faces drenched in semen.
I’m going to be honest with you. I was mildly hungover when I started reviewing TrannyTube. I forgot it was a tranny site for a second when I clicked this green-haired Asian broad at the top of the front page. Her name was Patty, and her mouth was full of cock.
TrannyTube doesn’t give you a deeper preview when you hover over an image. All I knew was what I saw from the front page. I guess the ads should have tipped me off. I got a pop-under for another ladyboy site, a Meet Hot Trannies Near You banner under the vid, and a lot of dicks on the girls lining the rest of the page.
An ad on top of the video player told me “Horny shemales are looking for someone to fuck with on a regular basis. Interested?” No, I’m not, so I closed it, hoping to watch little punk rock Patty eat some penis.
Beneath the ad, the same still I saw on the main page waited for me. Patty, her lips wrapped around a dick while the blowjob recipient helps himself to a handful of titty. Right, I thought, this is what I’ve come for.
I got some lotion ready, hit the full-screen icon and then clicked Play. Patty appeared on screen, showing off her profile in lingerie. The bitch has got a good figure and a nice face.
Of course, there was an elephant in the room I couldn’t ignore. I mean, I tried. I really didn’t want to see that dick dangling between those womanly legs.
So Many Dicks On So Many Chicks
I made a number of observations while I watched Patty giving head, taking it in the ass, and jerking herself off. For starters, the fat ginger doing the smashing wears a hockey mask to conceal his identity, but I think it’s an old boss I used to have. He and his wife took a vacation to Thailand once and I just assumed he was fucking ladyboys. Suspicion confirmed.
You’ll probably be more interested in what I learned about TrannyTube from watching the video. The clip is uploaded by some dude whose profile I cannot reach by clicking his username, but originates from a site called LadyboyVice. That’s a paysite.
Either TrannyTube hosts material posted by randos, or they’ve got permission from the other sites with their hope being you’ll end up paying for a membership. What that means for you, the end consumer of this smut is that TrannyTube is going to have tranny porn from all over the fucking place.
TrannyTube has some social media features baked in. You can rate clips with a thumbs up or thumbs down. This particular video has an 89% overall rating with 15 likes and just 2 dislikes. Most of the 3,780 viewers were presumably too busy with their fingers to bother with the thumbs.
None of those viewers bothered to comment, either, in the 2 weeks since the video’s been uploaded. TrannyTube has a video tags feature that looks like it could be useful, but this particular clip is only tagged with cock, today, and patty.
What Are We Looking For Today?
I tried clicking those weird and skimpy tags, and even “Today” brought up a healthy number of videos. I made my way over to the Categories page to see how TrannyTube’s tag system works when the uploaders aren’t idiots.
I’m going to assume that like most sites, TrannyTube is only showing a fraction of their tags on the Categories page. Most of the sub-genres listed here have thousands of clips each. The Boyfriend category has a whopping 27,000 videos, which would be a fucking insane number on any site. Big Cock, Black, Teen, Cumshot and Amateur are all popular categories as well.
The search bar is going to be quicker than browsing the Categories page if you already know what you’re looking for. Either way, once you’ve narrowed down your tags, you can sort videos by Views, Date, or Length.
It’s worth noting that TrannyTube doesn’t have a lot of very short clips. Sorting by Length is useful when you’re looking for longer clips to beat off to, but I don’t see very many here that are even under 10 minutes.
This Fucking Playlist
The Playlist feature on TrannyTube is ingenious, and I wish we’d see it on more sites. Hell, there’s no good goddamn reason we shouldn’t see it on every porn video site. It’s just a really good fucking feature.
While you’re browsing videos, whether from the front page or the search, you’ll notice a plus sign show up if you hover over a thumbnail. Clicking that adds the clip to your Playlist, which you can access from a tab at the bottom of the screen.
Basically, it lets you set up for a marathon hands-free wank session with your choice of tranny porn videos. It beats the hell out of opening dozens of tabs with each of the videos you considered beating your meat to. They don’t even require a sign-up or anything to use the feature.
It Just Doesn’t Stop
TrannyTube has links in the header to browse their collection by Popular, Longest, and Newest. The longest clip is a supposedly 18-hour session with a ladyboy prostitute. If you try to watch it, the time on the video says it’s 40 hours long. I jumped around through the clip, and it looks like they stay in that same room the whole time. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The number one clip on TrannyTube if you browse the Popular options is a tranny taking an enormous black dildo up the ass. As you can imagine, that asshole is really puckered and pink in the screengrab.
If you want to have your dirty little mind completely blown, check out the Newest section of TrannyTube. This site’s growth is fucking ridiculous. I’m surprised I didn’t run into streaming issues or other problems.
The Newest page displays hundreds of clips uploaded recently, most of them within the last few hours. Right now, I see more than a dozen clips listed as having been uploaded in the last minute. If they’re not making this shit up somehow, TrannyTube is like an ever-flowing fountain of shemale pornography.
If you’re into watching hot chicks fucking, but you want those hot chicks to have dicks, TrannyTube seems like a decent place to get your porn. Some ads will slip by your ad-blocker, but not so many that it will ruin your masturbatory experience. TrannyTube’s main selling point is that it’s free and easy to use. The non-stop updates of ladyboy smut don’t hurt their cause, either.