MYLF

MYLF porn! You guys know that I love to break in fresh 18-plus teens. The mint bodies, naive attitude, and lack of experience make for some awesome fucking. I love educating these bitches on how to correctly ride some cock. When they leave my bedroom, it's like they just took a fuck 101 course. Whoever they screw next better thank me for laying the foundation.

Skilled Cocksmiths

But I don't always want to be the senior specialist in the room. Sometimes I want to penetrate a cunt that already knows how to treat a man's penis. You won't find many teens with the expertise to provide a grade-A pussy experience, and you should be distressed when you do. No eighteen or nineteen-year-old should have that kind of mastery over cock. You can still hit it, but be sure to wear three lead condoms and one normal condom. I don't want to lose readers to cock rot.

You're better off fucking a milf if you want an experienced hand on your man meat. Milfs have been negotiating wangs for fifteen to thirty years. Nothing will shock them or seem out of the ordinary. If you want to do something freaky, they're in. You don't even have to ask. 18 plus, teens bug out pretty easily. Trust me bitch. You'll be begging for bukkake ten years from now.

Also, no variant of slut on the planet Earth is hornier than milfs. These bitches have insatiable appetites for sex. They beg for cock twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred and sixty-five days a year.

It doesn't matter what else is going on in their lives. A natural disaster could ravage a milf's home, but if you pull that dong out, you can bet she is sliding her asshole around it.

Hey, it might be fun fucking during an earthquake. Think of it like a planet-sized auto-humper. It reminds me of Mormon jump-humping. If you're unfamiliar with Mormon jump-humping, I highly recommend you look it up. I've covered it in previous articles.

Ready and Willing

The best part of all that arousal is that milfs are extremely easy to pick up off the streets and fuck the shit out of. If you see a milf at the bar, she's hoping to blow someone in the bathroom. All you need to do is buy her a gin and tonic and present it to her with your member in the cup. She'll drag you to the bathroom stall and train your testies of all their mojo. You won't know what to do with yourself.

Another bonus of boning milfs is getting a copy of the video. See, every milf is pissed at some gentleman she used to fuck with. Generally, it's her ex-husband and/or the father of her kids.

She would love to email him a video of her pussy getting pumped by some younger dude he doesn't know, especially if it's in a bathroom stall of a bar he goes to. You can be the revenge cock. You'll want to lock your doors at night, though. Motherfuckers have been shot for less.

Whoa. That's a bold statement. By "you can be the revenge cock" I don't mean you necessarily. My readers aren't cocksmiths, but that's alright. You don't have to be a cocksmith when websites like Mylf exist.

Mylf delivers on the promise of its name by providing you with the most fuckable milf porn perhaps ever collected in one dedicated place. These cunts are the best of the best. They're like the Seals of pussy.

Only the Best

If you haven't noticed, far too many milf porn sites are packed with shitty filler that's only there to boost numbers. Part of the reason is simply that it's easy to find filler. Milfs are so horny that there are a million and one of them trying to work their way into the industry. However, only a small percentage of those deserve to fuck on camera. Mylf filters out the hogwash, leaving you with only top-notch gash.

Cracking the Piggy Bank

We need to look at pricing before we get too far ahead of ourselves. Mylf is a paid premium porn site. That means you'll have to crack open your piggy bank to get your lubricated hands on the good stuff. Fortunately, Mylf is one of the more inexpensive porn sites on the market.

They offer four different levels of membership for possible subscribers to choose from. The first is a one-day special for $1.00. This is a trial period. Trust me. You don't need a trial period. You'll love Mylf. Trust me. You don't

The second option is a one-month membership for $29.95. That calculates to $0.99 a day. That's only marginally lower than the trial price. It gets better.

The third and best option is the six-month membership going for $99.95. That breaks down to $0.55 a month. That's damn near half the price. Mylf POV wants everyone to afford access to the best milf POV porn ever amassed.

Last up is Mylf premium which is billed yearly for $399. Mylf Premium has all sorts of bonus features that will surely give you a boner.

Design

I love the web design on Mylf. It has some unusual aspects, but the place is still familiar and easy to use. The main menu hangs out up top and includes the options Switch sites, Home, Videos, Models, Sites, Live, Deals, Try mylf, Support, and Search.

Mylf is part of a network that includes other terrific sites such as Edge Queens, Mylked, Club Tug, Tease POV, Mean Massage, Cum Blast City, Over 40 Hand Jobs, Teen Tugs, and See Mom Suck. Use the "Switch Sites" button to check them out anytime.

There are a shit ton of models in the Mylf stable. As I said, there is no filler in this bitch, so each of these cunts is more fuckable than the last. So have fun choosing who your favorite is between bitches like Aaliyah Love, Athena Anderson, Carmen Valentina, Jessica Ryan, Lilly Lane, Mandy Rhea, Penny Barber, and Rachael Cavalli.

Mylf does host its own live-streaming site where hundreds of slutty milfs battle for the attention of fappers like you. They get up to all sorts of deviant things, from masturbating to stripping to smoking cigs and teasing your cock. You won't believe the variety going on. I see every category of sexy milf represented.

The home page is one of my favorite aspects of Mylf. If you're looking for a traditional wall of thumbnails, as most home pages have, click on the "videos" section because the home page on Mylf is a bit different.

It's split into six boxed-off sections. The first holds site news. You never know what Mylf will do next, so keep an eye on the news section to never miss a thing.

The second has a user poll. The question rotates and often leads to content. Mylf wants to know what you want to see so they can deliver the best milf content online.

The third box contains a list of the most watched videos on Mylf. This is a terrific place to begin if you're new to the place.

The final three boxes have to do with partners and other sites on the network. First, they list off all of their most trusted partners.

The next one has some special gifts for Mylf subscribers. It's a great way to save money on other sites and fun sex toys like Fleshlights and auto-blowers.

Finally, they have an expansive list of discounts and deals you can get on other popular porn sites such as Brazzers, Tiny 4K, and Fake Hub. I don't know about you, but I love all three of those sites.

Porn Goddess

Before I head out, let's take a peek at a piece of content on Mylf. Athena is one of my favorite actresses here, so I'll review "Balls Deep With Athena Anderson."

In this beautiful piece of artwork, Athena seeks to answer the question, "Can you jerk a dick with a mouthful of balls?" Well, Athena Anderson is a multitasker. This bitch is so proficient that she can gargle your balls, jerk your cock, and talk nasty to you at the same time.

You don't get much better than Mylf. They created the ideal combination of genres that go together, like the moon and cheese.

My only complaint is about the premium service. They should allow for a monthly premium purchase, and it should be a touch less expensive.

If you love Milfs and point-of-view porn, then there is no excuse for you not to be subscribed to Mylf.