Whether you like to admit it or not, we all like to masturbate. Wanking, jerking off, shaking hands with Miss Palm and her five lovely sisters, spanking the monkey, shaking sticky white coconuts down from the veiny love tree, whatever you like to call it, masturbation feels fuckin’ good!
But whilst some people are coy about the fact that they beat their meat with nothing more exciting than some lube, a box of tissues, and their favourite porn, there are others in this world who are far more audacious about their masturbation, both in the techniques they use and how keen they are to let the wider world into their sticky lifestyle.
Wait a minute, Porn Dude! Are you telling me I can get an insight into the bedrooms of these masturbation addicts worldwide? Well, my horny friend, of course, you can! However, I’m not going to be dropping a live cams site. Instead, I want to introduce you to a rather notorious site that is somewhat of an orphan of fucked up porn. Its name is Motherless.
If you haven’t heard of Motherless, you should prepare yourself. This was one of those fucked up porn sites that saw the height of its fame in the noughties alongside the likes of eFukt. However, while many people have moved on from such sites, a sizable portion of people still flock to the site to see some of the perverted folks of this kinky world in action.
From big titty Goth whores scrawling the site’s name on their well-fucked bodies to brutal Femdom clips and everything in between, Motherless can be a wild ride indeed that can even cause some people to tap out. But when it comes to masturbation porn, does the site shine through and give us enough fuel for beating the bishop that we rightfully deserve? This Motherless review finds out all!
What is Motherless.com?
Motherless is home to an eye-watering collection of more than 12.6 million forms of fucked up porn that the site would proudly call “immoral”. It’s said that the site pulls in more than 47 million views per month, making it a pretty solid powerhouse of perverted porn.
In terms of masturbation porn, the site offers over 380,000 videos and more than 462,000 photos, and there’s even more content spread across the various galleries and boards on the site.
Now, Motherless is pretty unique in the sense that almost all of the content is user-generated, and there is a strong community surrounding the site. People can sign up to make profiles, participate in forums, drop comments, and upload their own porn. The end result is a dark online portfolio of some of the wildest and most perverted porn imaginable.
On an average day trawling through Motherless, one can find everything from sissy sluts prowling the dark corridors of a German porn cinema, insights into the world of Lot Lizards at American truck stops, granny sluts doing some of the filthiest shit imaginable, and all manner of amateur and pro porn.
In a nutshell, if you’re looking for it and it’ll make you cum, there’s a highly likely chance you’ll find something to make your dick throb on Motherless. But, back to the main topic of this review, what kind of masturbation porn does a site as notorious as Motherless.com offer us? Let’s find out in the next section!
What is the Porn like on Motherless.com/masturbation?
Motherless boasts more than 12 million files of porn at the time of writing, and smut catering for those seeking content centred around acting out the grapes of wrath or beating their pink beaver makes up a sizeable chunk of the content on here. But if you don’t have time to browse through all of this content to get an idea of whether Motherless should be your go-to resource for masturbation smut, I did it for you! So, allow me to pump the site's highlights all over your face!
● How to get banned from Ikea - Spare a thought for this 18+ teen nympho because she’s never going to be able to experience the succulent Swedish meatballs from the Ikea cafe ever again. However, I’m sure she’ll find an alternative way to stuff balls in her mouth. Whilst perusing Ikea with her boyfriend, she gets inside the beds of the showrooms and makes herself cum all over the sheets as other shoppers pass by, unaware. She’s a squirter, and those tastefully-coloured sheets soon turn much darker as her golden juices spray across them. It was well worth the lifetime ban from the global furniture store!
● Girls masturbating together - This content gallery shows what real friends are for, and that’s making each other cum! These horny sluts need a helping hand to cum, and their perverted female friends are only too keen to get involved. From lapping up their squirt after going down on them for half an hour to fist-fucking their teen friend’s ass until she’s forced to tap out, this is a fantastic gallery of mutual masturbation!
● Fucking machines - To paraphrase that Orc from Return of the King: The age of men is over. The age of high-powered sex machines has begun! Fellas, we need to get to the fucking gym; otherwise, sluts are going to opt for a relentless industrial contraption with a dildo stuck to it instead of our cocks. Then again, even if they do, it makes for great fuckin’ viewing! On Motherless, you can find real clips of whores straddling each other’s bodies as fucking machines defile their assholes and make them squirt on each other. You can also find videos of girls on their knees, letting a high-powered sex machine throat fuck them until they’re a mess of makeup, spit, and tears. It’s a lot of fun!
The Design of the Site
If you’re well-acquainted with the site, your memory is automatically drawn to some of the most fucked up porn imaginable from the moment you visit Motherless. The dark red, grey and black colour scheme has been the defining design of the site since the golden noughties of its porn heyday.
Motherless welcomes us in with its iconic logo that incorporates a no under-18s logo that doubles up as a literal “motherless” logo. Nice! Next to it is a large search bar followed by login and registration buttons and the quintessential moving GIF of a depressed-looking girl on a swing. Damn, it looks like she needs to masturbate and cheer herself up!
The main menu dominates the entire length of the Motherless website and takes users to site areas such as pictures, videos, cams, groups, galleries, community, and the site’s official store. There’s also a link simply referred to as “girls”, and this takes viewers to a section of pictures of girls who’ve decided to show their devotion to the site by scribbling the word Motherless on their naked bodies, whether it’s across their meaty pussy lips or over their milkers. These girls aren’t the type you’d want to bring home to meet your parents (unless they cover up their self-harming scars), but they look like great masturbation partners to jack off to porn alongside!
Then we hit the masturbation category. The content within is divided into three main sections covering videos, images, galleries, boards, and groups. Whilst you can guess what the first three do, I should explain how the boards and groups work.
The boards are somewhat of a Pinterest but for porn-guzzling perverts and allow users to pin their favourite smut to a board of related content so that others can enjoy it. Groups are forum-style gatherings of like-minded users who gather to discuss various topics of masturbation.
What I Like Most
If you’re looking for a masturbation porn portfolio that keeps you on your toes, to say the least, Motherless is a site that really comes through. The array of smut on here covers everything from porn studio masturbation antics to some of the most extreme forms of self-pleasure ever seen.
The folks on Motherless frown on the conventional lubed-up hand and tissues and instead opt for high-end sex toys, depraved masturbation techniques, and some of the most audacious routes to pleasure you’ve ever seen!
There’s also a strong community aspect to the site, from the boards to the forum groups, and it's easy to find like-minded buds on this site to celebrate the same kinds of porn you both like. Because, after all, smut is better when enjoyed with friends!
Motherless has been kicking around for a while, and this well-established site has not only amassed a tonne of porn to offer its users but it’s also displayed it in a well-optimized, super simple format to browse through and filter.
What I Don’t Like
Sadly, Motherless does show its age sometimes. You can often find some downright phenomenal clips and pictures of perverted masturbation antics, but the quality hasn’t stood the test of time, making it unusable as a masturbation aid.
Motherless can be like a gypsy camp in some ways. Users come and go (as well as cum and go), meaning their content can disappear when they pack their sticky bags. Sadly, the site often leaves the thumbnail on offer, and when you click on it, you’re given a message that the content no longer exists.
Suggestions That I Have For Motherless.com
It might be a good idea to install a plugin that works to improve the quality of older clips and pictures. In particular, photos on the site which were uploaded years ago can sometimes be a mess of pixels, despite clearly being some downright classic porn!
Moderate content better so that deleted pics and videos aren’t previewed in the portfolio of smut on offer because, currently, it can be a time-wasting escapade for those sifting through the content on the site and have to sidestep a tonne of deleted content.
Ahh, Motherless. When you’ve completed the likes of Pornhub and XNXX, it’s time to sink deeper into the rabbit hole of porn. Motherless is no place for the faint-hearted, and it’s difficult to go back to the generic vein of mainstream porn after you’ve seen everything from pussy pump MILFs to crackwhore confessions, but it is a lot of fun
When it comes to masturbation porn, Motherless doesn’t lose its reputation and splatters a tonne of controversial, immoral, and downright dirty porn of men, women, and transsexuals playing with themselves in a range of filthy scenarios. Overall, it’s well worth checking out if you’re keen to see extreme masturbation clips of people Jacking & Jilling off!