Hentai has sure gotten a lot popular over the last decade, hasn’t it? Admit it, a lot of you were beating off to Naruto before you even knew there was such a thing as X-rated anime, and now you’re wasting your allowance every week on new outfits for your waifu pillow. Hey, there ain’t no shame in that, nor is there any shame in watching the stuff, playing hentai-infused adult video games or letting a real-life goddamn robot suck your dick. Incidentally, this next joint will help you with all three of those endeavors, and just might make you ruin all your productivity for the day.
The Hentai.com domain was scooped up literally decades ago, as it’s the kind of one-word property that’s absolute gold on the internet. The question is whether they’re pulling half a million visits a month because they’ve built a good site to jack off to, or if they’re just picking up curious visitors who typed “Hentai” into their URL bar. With that mystery in mind, I lubed up the ol’ silicone schoolgirl snatch and took a look for myself. Here’s what I found.
Anime Babes and Robot Cock Strokers
Hentai.com definitely makes a stronger first impression than your average free hentai video tube. Instead of the wall of thumbnails you’d see on one of the cheaper sites, these guys hit you with a full-on tour like you’d find on a decent-budget live-action paysite. They start hitting you with lovely graphics detailing the site’s perks right from the moment you land.
One of the things they’re clearly most proud of is how they’ve remastered a ton of hentai up for HD crispness. I’ve seen so many sites where the animations are clear enough to crank off to, but are jagged with the pixels, like beating off to a mid-90s console game. These guys give a bunch of before-and-after samples showing the improved quality of the material, and the difference is night and day. The improved visual quality alone is going to sell a lot of memberships, even to fans who ain’t all that interested in the site’s other offerings.
They’ve also got interactive toys that sync to Hentai.com content. Yeah, that dick-sucking robot I mentioned in the intro wasn’t a hypothetical, but an actual thing you can buy and stick on your dingdong. They start at around fifty bucks with free shipping, which ain’t bad at all for a high-end sex toy. Hell, that’s cheaper than a Fleshlight and it’s got an anime babe on the box.
Hentai.com is arguably a next-generation porn site, ramping up the interactivity to levels that very few live-action sites can compare with. They’ve also got a growing selection of VR hentai, so you can fap your way into the future with high-tech gadgets strapped to your face and your junk. I bet a lot of you never thought you’d get an opportunity to fuck a real anime girl, and you’re right: you won’t. These do offer a pretty fucking decent simulation, though, and I’d probably burn a jay before strapping up, to increase the immersion even more.
If you prefer the old-school masturbatory formats, they’ve also got a nice library of manga and doujins to shake your dick at. One of the advantages to reading your hentai at Hentai.com is their manga player, which feels more like flipping through an upgraded, futuristic comic book than reading your smut gallery-style in a web browser. The player is compatible with PC, Mac and Mobile and looks a hell of a lot more polished than the janky ones you’ll find on some of the free hentai sites.
The other major perk on Hentai is the huge selection of adult games. They’ve got all kinds of sex games, available for all platforms. Whether you’re jacking it to your laptop, your iPhone or your Android, they’ve got a ton of options full of schoolgirls, lusty housewives, succubus sluts and femdom goddesses. Some of the games are censored since they’re ported directly from their official Japanese versions, but I appreciate that the writeups for each game let you know if the naughty bits have been edited out or covered up.
A Few Freebies and the Full Hentai Shebang
I hope I haven’t chased any of the cheapskates away so far. Hentai.com is a premium site, sure, but there are some goodies for unpaid visitors, too. For example, they’ve got half a dozen free games available. It’s a nice little spread of gun-toting anime girls, big-boobed French maids and CG sluts with perky pink nipples. I ain’t afraid to admit I got pretty distracted with Boobs In The City before I was able to get back to this review.
If you want to experience Hentai.com in its full, awesome glory, you’re going to need a premium account. There’s a 3-day trial for three bucks, though it offers limited access to the site. The regular price is twenty bucks a month, which is less than you’d pay for your typical live-action paysite. That gets you full, unrestricted access to the stash, and makes for a good masturbatory experience. The yearly rate breaks down to about ten bucks a month, which is fucking solid.
The signup page for Hentai.com promises weekly updates, though the reality is a little more complicated. I’m writing this halfway through December, and it looks like the last update was more than a couple weeks ago. The good news is that the updates are fucking huge. My golden standard for paysites is one release per week, which is what I’m putting out at PornDudeCasting and is pretty standard within the industry. Hentai adds dozens of videos at once, including full-length upscaled hentai videos. The last update is at least 14 pages worth of fresh hentai, which is way more than you’d get on an average paysite update.
As I type this up, they’ve got a message on the main member’s screen that’s worth mentioning in this review. “Oct - Dec 2022- Hentai.com is going through some changes,” it reads, “and a new update to the members area with more content.” They go on to say they appreciate your patronage and to hit them up if you’ve got any questions or concerns. The subtext seems to be that there’s some big, new stuff about to hit the collection, and I can’t wait to see what it is.
Show Me to the Naked Manga Girls
I was eager to check out some of those upscaled hentai videos, so that’s where I decided to conduct my official PornDude fap test of the site. As I started flipping through the pile, it occurred to me that this section of the site seems entirely new; literally every upscaled movie I see was uploaded a couple weeks ago.
I liked the thumbnail for Bible Black Gaiden vol 2, which featured a couple images of a brown-haired anime girl sucking a cock and slurping on the balls. Hentai.com features a fair amount of uncensored hentai content, which can be a difficult thing to find sometimes, thanks to archaic and poorly understood Japanese laws.
I had some initial buffering issues during the 6-second Hentai.com video intro, but it was all smooth sailing when the actual episode started. Overall, the upscaling process makes a very noticeable visual improvement, with clean, crisp lines and without all the jagged pixels you see on a lot of older videos floating around. At the same time, there were certain shots that you could tell were upscaled by machine. I think it may be the soft colors that give it away, with some shots looking a little fuzzy despite the clean lines. Still, I’d take this over free tube hentai any day of the week.
If I have one complaint about the site, I wish there was more tagging. As far as I can tell, they don’t use any tagging at all on their content, which is going to make it a lot harder to find specific kinks, fetishes, sex acts and scenarios. Tagging is standard on all kinds of sites, both SFW and NSFW, and I hope to see Hentai.com rolling out a better system for organizing their library.
I’d recommend Hentai.com to fans of the genre who are looking to level up their masturbatory experience, and who are willing to pay a few bucks for it. For less than you’d pay for a typical paysite, these guys have the hookup on upscaled, uncensored hentai, porno games, virtual reality and a nice selection of adult manga. Take a look at the preview page and see what the imagery does for you, because there’s so much more inside.